The Best of "Wait, Wait"

If you don't already listen to NPR's "Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me!":

This week's show

The best of:

• And with the purchase of your new home, a complimentary can of beans!
• I think pulling the pin on a grenade will win over the jury
• "Gaaaatorraaaddeeeee!!!" Tormenting Wisconsin National Guard troops in Iraq
• "It's the kind of luxury top people want."
• Bankers stripped of big elaborate holiday parties, settle for small 'get togethers'
• Well gosh darn it, those liberal media fact checkers just don't understand how 'The Real America' finds its quotes!